goonchild

Is the biggest goon to ever walk the earth but must also be the son or daughter of a goon

Francesco bonito is a goonchild

by anonymous June 20, 2023

Grooched

when your in the shower and you get semi-hard, causing your wiener to go into your butthole, making it poopy and stinky. This often leads to infection in the penis, making it extremely sensitive and deformed.

“I accidentally grooched in the shower with my son. It’s swollen and green.”

by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024

gronch

to slowly and aggressively grab something. it’s similar to when your least favorite teacher grabs your shoulder and just holds it tightly for a while.

Person 1: *takes person 2’s paper*
Person 2: hey! you can’t just gronch my paper!

by yuckie! May 15, 2024

Goonchotic

Same definition as goonchosis and goon goonchotic basically means waxing pole a psychotic amount hence the term goonchotic

Bros gone completely goonchotic he left behind his entire life for fucking tentacle hentai porn!

by Roflstompper January 28, 2026

Goonchosis

When you enter a state of psychosis after jerking off for too long

Aiden entered a state of goonchosis after cranking his hog for 48 hours straight. he began seeing shadow people In the corners of his room.

by RU In March 10, 2025

Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.

"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."

by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025

goonching

goonching is the act of trenching and gooning at the same time

bruh i was up genny goonching my shit to the chart

by trench2424 August 13, 2025