a mofo gift

A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...

"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"

by busiv September 15, 2016

monthly gift

Period, menstruation, that time-of-the-month, having the painters in, call it what you will it still sucks.

Go swimming!!! Boy, you crazy, I've got my monthly gift at the moment..

by a,men April 1, 2009

re-gift

verb. To repackage or rewrap a gift one receives and give it to someone else.

Elaine gave Tim a label-maker for Christmas -- and he re-gifted it to Jerry!

by Electric Santa Claus October 17, 2003

The Belgian Gift

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

by Joos V. August 10, 2006

grifter

I can't believe the most common definition has been left out.

A grifter is someone who swindles you through deception or fraud.

Synonyms include fraudster, con artist, cheater, confidence man, scammer, hustler, swindler, etc.

1) That grifter swindled me out of £250,000!

2) "The first rule of grifting is, you can't cheat an honest man."

-Quote from the BBC show "Hustle."

by Raging Dragon July 27, 2008

farting gift

The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.

Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.

by honkhonkin May 23, 2009

Gift of gab

Gift of gab: 1.One who possesses a power over words.

2. When he/she speaks, that person has the power to influence a person's perspective and or get them to do as they wish.

Martin Luther King, rallied a million people of all races, during a time of great segregation and oppression, he truly had the gift of gab!

by Da king Bles April 12, 2019