couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

by vkwagz June 14, 2017

greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back

She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!

by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004

Is fat meat greasy

1) statement normally made when someone’s behavior will force them to learn “The hard way”.
2)to express the truth in your statement.

1) Frank: Reggie stay away from the pool halls down town they are known to hustle people.
Reggie: I can’t lose I’m Reggie.
Frank: Ugh. You just don’t believe fat meat is greasy.

2) Frank: You just missed Justin’s mom she is looking thick.
Derrick: She looking like that?
Frank: Is fat meat greasy

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Greasy Taquito

A greasy taquito is when a man discretely tucks his penis inside his ass crack then proceeds to shove it in his lover's fellatio expecting mouth.

The divorce was pretty ugly. The bitch got the house and the kids, but I gave her a greasy taquito!

by Jeffronius August 30, 2006

Greasy

Slang popularised by the tv programme Trailer Park Boys, occasionally used in Canada's Maritime provinces. Used to describe an activity/event engaged in which, if generally known to others, would bring shame and/or ridicule from peers. To do something that generally is considered immoral, dishonest, or illegal.

Randy: I banged Lucy and knocked her up, no big deal.

Barb: Ugh, that was you? Greasy!

by Way she goes July 25, 2010

greasy anime nigger

a person that is addicted to anime and does not like to take showers. several people have started to call people this, usually to white wannabe school shooters/drug dealers due to @jayus.x on instagram. this kid really just thought of this in under five seconds to give her fbf friend a nickname in a gc. "greasy anime nigger" doesn't even really mean anything, it's just a new insult and something you'd say to confuse people. or to get suspended.

Ew shut up you greasy anime nigger. Get a job, rumpleforeskin.

by meme goddess May 22, 2016

greasy pig

when you are f**k'n an abnormally big women in the ass and she squirts out a little diarrhea

man i was smashed last night and got the greasy pig

by ricky big cock February 4, 2010