Newsprint Grazers

People (usually old), who wander through train carriages picking up left-behind newspapers.

Jim: Hey Bob, are you gonna take that paper with you?
Bob: Nah man! Newsprint Grazers'll take care o' that shit.

by Paterico December 12, 2008

Grazered

Bear number 128 (aka Grazer) at Katmai National park, is an extremely fierce and overly protective mama bear who is not afraid of attacking much bigger bears who get too close to her cubs or her favorite fishing spot. She is a true believer in the best defense is a good offense.

To be Grazered, is to be attacked by a mama bear who is offended by your presence.

That big bear better back off or he's going to get Grazered.

by Bear 12345 July 17, 2022

ankle grazer

dick so long it grazes dem ankles

“hey why r u so sore today babe?”
“because you worked me out last night with your ankle grazer.”

by janal2002 March 25, 2022

Granny grazer

A younger person who likes to hook up with granny's.

Lets go to bingo hank, we might get lucky.
Your are such a Granny grazer Tom.

by Pocketjem January 13, 2020

grazer

Grazer - to eat grapes whilst working at tesco.

That Nathan is such a grazer, he worked at Tesco and ate a whole grape - then got caught for grazing, whilst laughing! All he had to do was pay for it!

by William-Shakespeare August 16, 2016

pasty grazer

An item of clothing so short, that the hem grazes the vagina.

That dress is a bit of a pasty grazer

by RagmanKenwyn September 27, 2017

free range crotch grazer

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.

Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.

by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022