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Granting

Camping in Call of Duty; the most annoying type of player is a granter.
Friend 1: DUDE!!! I just got killed again!
Friend 2: Yea, that kid was granting!
by rjnman March 21, 2010
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Ass Gaffling

When two men spread each other assholes while they try to put their faces in the other one’s ass
Yo i found two homeless men ass gaffling behind a dumpster
by ToofBoof May 26, 2020
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Griffing

An intentional misspelling of griefing, often used by noobs.
XXChocolateLover66: Hey bro, wanna go griffing on this server?

DragonEggs3486: Nah bro, besides, it's GRIEFING not GRIFFING
by deathgleaner May 27, 2012
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Granting

To regurgitate a statement, whether word or phrase, or copy exactly what someone has said or done in the last few minutes. This is used in a serious attempt to be included in the conversation or activity in which the granter actually has no part of and/or can not contribute to due to a lack of intellect that many in the group perceive to be stupidity or obnoxiousness. Granting can also include using a phrase or word one too many times, in which afterwards, creates an awkward tension amongst friends and foes alike.
Example 1 of granting a person
Person in group: "Fuarkk man, I'm so sore from my gym sesh bra."
Grantie: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Everyone in group laughs
Granter: "Haha, you big, pansy girl. How's your vagina?"
Group goes silent.

Example 2 of granting a phrase/word
Person 1: Fuaarrkk!!
Everyone laughs
Person 2: Fuaarrrkkkkk!!!
Everyone laughs
Person 3: Fuuuuaaarrrkkkk!!!!
Everyone laughs
Granter: FUUARKKK!!!
Everyone silent
by MotherFuckaJones November 29, 2011
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Grating

Spending money. As in "grating the cheddar."
I've been grating too hard this weekend. I can't go out tonight.
by Dontneedaname June 25, 2015
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Grafting

Grafting is a horticultural art that gardening enthusiasts have mastered to produce different varieties of a particular fruit species onto one tree. Fruit trees need to be compatible and of the same genus. Stock and Scion must be genetically close (taxonomic) in order for the grafting union to form. If one parent is involved in the grafting process and the graft is successful, the tree will produce fruit identical to its fruit tree- this is called asexual reproduction. Plums and peaches can be grafted onto the same tree. Nectarine can also be added to the same tree because they closely related, but you can't graft an apple on it because it's a different specie.

Bud and Scion are the two main types of grafting.Grafting is combining the best characteristics of of two, three or more plants onto the stock root of an existing healthy, non-diseased tree. You can graft four different apple varieties onto a pear root stock. With the right technique and the correct temperature, a successful graft union will form and produce a fruit salad tree. An old tree that 's been unproductive can be top worked to change it's old variety to a new variety. The scion twig that's used for grafting is the young shoot or bud that's been collected from the previous growth and stored in an airtight freezer bag in a cool dry place. During storage, the scion should be stored away from apples. Apples tend to produce ethylene gas which is strong enough to kill the scion.
Steps for Grafting:

1. Attach the scion to the root stock by making a vertical incision in the stock and matching the scion using the Whip and Tongue method.

2. Wrap the scion and stock with grafting tape or electrical rubber tape. This natural pressure created by the stock is not enough to keep the scion and stock tightly connected together. By wrapping them with tape, you're binding them together and eliminating any chance for the scion to slip out thus allowing the wound to heal properly.
3. A wound dressing is painted on the tip of the scion and the surface of the stock, then covered with wax.
by Jam and cream May 11, 2018
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Grafting

He is starting to cluck and needs to get heroin, He will have to go grafting down the pound shop
by Teifi July 8, 2018
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