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GoatseMobile

A very sexually appealing automobile, first seen on episode #204 of the snimated television show "Arthur".

This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...

This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...

The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
Bob Goatse: My new GoatseMobile is teh shit!

David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!

Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
by The Incredible Goatse Face September 12, 2007
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gotsea

The act of one spreading one's buttchecks apart to show one's buttchecks.
Johnny did a gotsea and proceeded to let the dog mount him.
by Thatregionboy219 October 4, 2017
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getsemani camacho

A name of a girl that is a savage and acts strong when she is not cuase Deep down in her heart is broken even if she thinks nobody likes her. But they do. she is strong with her bffl Maddlan A. And more.
Getsemani camacho this is my Life so I'll Live for the people that belives un me
by Getsemani October 23, 2017
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gottem real

Whenever someone says/does something that seems all skitzo, you give them this Alabama response.
Queer: My african american brother, you are tweaking.
Intellectual: gottem real.
by Skasix November 22, 2018
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Gottem lol

by What should my pseudonym be November 1, 2019
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gotsexual

I’m gotsexual
by Jw13525 February 24, 2021
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Getsemani

A drop dead gorgeous girl with long hair, Getsemani is an independent girl whose very funny and weird, She is also smart at doing your mom and your grandma and your dad.
Omg Getsemani your so good at fucking my mom
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