goochitis

An inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.

"I've been working so damn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!"

by zakkwylde77 February 20, 2006

Goochi Mane

When a guy has a lot of the hair in the area in between his balls and his ass, aka the gooch.

Damn no wonder you ain't gettin' any, you gotta shave that goochi mane

by murg11 March 11, 2011

sennen goroshi

A japanese practical joke where one sticks their fingers up one's behind. Is made even more popular from it's appearance in the popular anime known as 'Naruto', where Kakashi uses the technique on Naruto, addressing it as his "One Thousand Years of Death" technique.

Boy: Urgh, my ass hurts like hell. Jerry just had to perform the 'Sennen Goroshi' on me.

by Ness95 December 6, 2015

Goosifixtion

a term used to describe the experience of seeing and listening to one time lanarkshire heavy rock band "Brutalgoose' Not to be confused with nailing geese to improvised crosses made from pallets.

I've seen the Goosifixtion' or a contraction 'i've been goosified

by Sandy172 November 21, 2010

Gooshey

The sensation of something that is both squishy and gooey.

Adam: I just stepped on and empty plastic bag in a puddle of water!
Mel: What did that feel like ?
Adam: Very gooshey !

by Sleepless_in_Surry August 18, 2013

goshie

Variation of the female Polish name Gosia. But cuter.

My Goshie is so sweet.

by Grumpy but not Really July 26, 2019

Goopshirt

Nearly goop shit insane, it is the moment between reality and certain destruction we all find ourselves in at certain points in our lives. May it be vomiting on your shirt at the bar or cleaning the hair which was clogged in the sink for the 10th time in a row, anyone and anything is liable and can become goopshirt.

Burh, he just went goopshirt over not having a GF.
He's gone goopshirt.
He going to kill me because I made him go goopshirt.

by Blyeh #123456 December 21, 2020