Goon

A terrible hockey player who's sole purpose is to fight and run people into the boards.

Man, he is such a goon

by AWindian October 19, 2012

goon

A person with poor social skills and a limited abillity to interact with other people.

Someone you would rather not have to spend any length of time with.

Shut up Frosty you goon.
Are the goons coming to the pub tonight?

by tobias July 14, 2004

goon

the truest, or the realest nigga on da block.

tha goon squad rolled up and da club went crazy.

by goonsquad December 29, 2007

Gooned

the state of being a goon (jeff)

John : bruh jeff you are such a goon. Get gooned.

by Goon the goon November 2, 2021

goon

cheap wine from a wine bladder.
known to be drunk by cheap people, bogans and abos.

dude1"that abo over there with 1 thong on is drinking goon."
dude2"lol of course he is hes abo!"

by beejftw March 12, 2009

Goon

A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.

Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!

Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE

Goon: EE EE EE EE

Goon: *teabags sleeping friend

by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009

goon

someone stupid, a retard for example

chip is a goon

by botaf October 18, 2003