goodafterble constanoon

A greeting used by an intoxicated individual upon encountering a police constable.

Policeman: 'Had anything to drink today, sir?'
Drunk Person: 'Aw chur chur, goodafterble constanoon!'

by Pedroc February 27, 2008

Goodest

The absolute best, nothing is better.

Kyle has the goodest English in this office!

Or

Congratulations! You have graduated from Kyle's University of Goodest English. You win... a cookie.

by TheTeacher November 8, 2006

feel goods

a precious possession(s) that is sensitive to external forces and is usually highly protected by the owner who can maximize its extraordinary potential by monitoring its public appearance.

"He tampered with my feel goods!"
"and how does that make you feel?"
"I feel violated"

by Buckwheeeet January 3, 2009

as good as gay

Straight person with gay fields of interest i.e person who has all the perks of a gay person while still being straight

He's into girls, but still as good as gay.

by Esteban666 August 28, 2007

googas

A particulaly naive or moronic person, usually below the age of 16

"That googas really thought KFC was made in England"

by latissismus August 1, 2020

Googasm

n. Obsessive usage of the Google search engine. Reliant.
2. A climax of internet intelligence.

When Todd finally bought a computer and signed up for an ISP, he had his first Googasm.

by Nihilive March 22, 2005

the goods

a phrase that can be substituted for anything, positive or negative... usually when you feel like irritating someone, "the goods" can be substituted to such an extent that the entire point of the conversation is ambiguous.

Eric: "What did you do with her last night?"
Brian: "You know... i got the goods"
Eric: "You mean she gave you dome?"
Brian: "You know, the goods"
Eric: "What?"
Brian: "The goods!"

by The Goods June 2, 2004