Golfing

When Jessica Alba shoots someone down.
"Shooting Down Male (and female) Horndogs"
The masterful let down of a guy who will later claim he "hit that."
A kin to her joke about liking "hitting a few balls around," in Maxim.

She went Golfing all over that guy.

by pornstitute June 17, 2023

golfist

Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit

I’m a golfist

by anonymous July 20, 2024

Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

Golfing

Rich people slang for homosexual felatio

The President couldn't wait to go golfing so he could have his mouth full once again. Nobody was better at golfing than the President.

by gamerfuel2002 May 31, 2025

Golfing

The art of railing lines, shelving pills, droppin acid, getting on the pipe or havin a choof in Kwinana.
or
Other activity pretending to be golf, but not Golf.

S: Hey bitch, you wanna go golfing?

T: Yep, get on it cyyunt!
Nek day
R: Aye, you guys been golfing have ya? ha ha

by CardyGreen June 11, 2025

goofitty

people who say " LIFE IS LIKE RUSSIAN ROULETTE, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS UP AGAINST THE woah das bad word! GRIM REAPER! "

Someone; " What's life "
A Goofitty; " LIFE IS LIKE RUSSIAN ROULETTE, AND YOU'RE ALWAYS UP AGAINST THE woah das bad word! GRIM REAPER! "

by TalDaAwesome August 16, 2025

Isabella golfi

Oh no! Smacked my leg too hard, time to get surgery. WHOOPS they gotta put a prosthetic in through my stomach!! This shit is so cool omg, I also have no friends and am very ugly. I'm really goofy. Call me Isabella goofy.

Isabella Golfi should get hit by a bus

by WHOOPSIBROKEMYLEG June 13, 2019