by PunkRockBarbieBitch July 19, 2005
The third 'word' in the phrase guaranteed to be used by any woman who has won, or ever will win, any radio contest:
!!!OH MY GODDD!!!
And, it's almost always reiterated three times.
!!!OH MY GODDD!!!
And, it's almost always reiterated three times.
Radio announcer: "This is KRAC- You're our hundred caller! Congratulations!
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!!
Radio announcer: That's right, you won! What's your name?
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! uhhh, Dakota??!?
Radio announcer: Dakota, how would you and a friend like to see Matchbox 20 Thursday nite?!
Winning contestant: !!!!!!OH MY GODDD!!!!! (delivered with extra screechy-ness)
Radio announcer: (thinking, "god, I hate my job")
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!!
Radio announcer: That's right, you won! What's your name?
Winning contestant: !!!OH MY GODDD!!! uhhh, Dakota??!?
Radio announcer: Dakota, how would you and a friend like to see Matchbox 20 Thursday nite?!
Winning contestant: !!!!!!OH MY GODDD!!!!! (delivered with extra screechy-ness)
Radio announcer: (thinking, "god, I hate my job")
by sgtsixpack June 22, 2003
And God replied: I am Who Am.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
by Joe from DP February 07, 2005
A completely non biased definition:
In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.
A biased opinion:
A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
In religions, God is the creator of the universe, and ruler of all.
A biased opinion:
A floating skydaddy that idiots believe in.
Non biased person: I respect your opinions, but I happen to believe in a God.
Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
Biased person: Nah mannnn, God is for teh losers, and I'm smarterz cuz I don't Suck ma dick!!11!11!.
by DS joando October 16, 2011
by lilm11ka May 05, 2020
A so called "divine" being who is evidently responsible for some of the worst human tragedies, disasters and murders conceivable. He created an impossible set of guidelines that will damn 90% of the human population to an eternity to hell, yet he is a compassionate God.
Moses and the Ten Commandments:
"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?
GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
"WTF... how am I supposed to follow these rules and avoid eternal damnation?!?
GOD: "HAHAHAHAHAHA... YOU'RE NOT!"
by who is john galt? July 23, 2009