goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018

goonerocity

Goonerocity is the act of a something awful goon see goon being generous.

Lowtax exercised great goonerocity by giving me his Elemental Mage Staff in World of Warcraft.

by Joe Sweet February 25, 2005

goater

Someone who is or has been in a relationship with a goat, or a person who has multiple goats in his house

The mentally challenged man was a goater

by goat42 December 13, 2010

gooner

Someone who supports a team who plays "beautiful football" but never actually wins anything.

That gooner in the Arsenal jersey may as well be French!

by arsenalsucks September 5, 2011

Gooner

A person connected in any way with north London outfit Arsenal. Many campaigns have been fought for the name to be changed to 'London French' due to the team's large Gallic contingent. Their main rivals in London are Tottenham and Chelsea, although many Gooners hate Man Utd with equal venom.

I hate those Gooner scum.

by Dave Blyth August 4, 2005

Gonners

An individual that is going to be subject to harsh consequences due to something they have either said or done.

Person 1: "I haven't revised for the test, mate!"
Person 2: "You're gonners, lad!"

by Drewwy310 November 10, 2010

Graneried

To be excessively intoxicated after large quantities of alcohol

Jim went out and got proper graneried last night!

by Langfredo September 29, 2009