Gotta get down on friday

What Rebecca Black does after her cereal.

Blackburn:*singing Friday loudly from his car*
It's Friday, Friday,
gotta get down on Saturda--
Wait what?

Random guy: Gotta get down on friday, n00b!

by TheTreecko/DerGeckarbor January 7, 2012

gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011

gotta niall

To disappear, seemingly off of the face of the earth; only to return sporadically and unexpectedly

based off of One Direction's Niall Horan

*unwanted drama appears*
me: "sorry guys, gotta niall"

by zouistrash July 23, 2016

gotta jet

This phrase deserves to have a seat on the “How to say ‘Bye’” council for obvious reasons. It’s like, the cool way to say “I’m peacing out” or “I’m outta this bitch”

Alyssa: Yo, wanna come with me to the vending machine?
Dom: Nah, bi-otch, I gotta jet my ass to class.

by itzz_dominik March 18, 2019

Gotta blast

When you are going to masturbate. So horny you gotta take care of it.

Family: where r u going, come hang out with us

Me: Gotta blast!

by Macdaddyabiphelps August 18, 2016

Gotta get my balls back

A statement that a person makes to one's self when they realize they have allowed fear and anxiety to prevent them from doing something important or achieving a goal.

I've avoided calling this beautiful girl I met in the coffee shop. I'm almost forty years old and I am not married, I've gotta get my balls back and call her. courage, bravado, guts, confidence, masculinity, manhood

by joecoolthefool January 17, 2015

gotta take a d

An expression stating one's need to defacate;to take a dump.

"Hey man, I gotta take a d!"

by AlphaBravoCharlie May 3, 2008