goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

Gnat Pigeon

Someone who is a nit picker

heard in conversation.. 'Oi, that bird is a right Gnat Pigeon!'

by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

spoon gnat

It is term for a black person or any other races.

Look at that dirty spoon gnat eating chicken at the Okie Dokie Market no. 5

by Zack Sanfratel February 17, 2005

gnats ass

perfect, exact, right on the money

Jon measured the wall and told me it was gnats ass!

by Genofam January 20, 2009

ass gnat

a name given to someone who never ceases to annoy me

YOU: Hey dude!
YOU: Hey man!
YOU: Dude!
YOU: Dude, hey!
YOU: Dude look!
ME: WHAT, ASS GNAT????!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?????!!!!!

by BOSS HOSS January 14, 2008

Gnats knob

Smallest unit of measurement known to man

I was a gnats knob away from catching that fucker who nicked my horse box

by Muddy Trump April 2, 2011

On that like a dong gnat

To act upon a given task immediately.

Mom, I'm ON THAT like a DONG GNAT!

by Dani San December 1, 2010