glump

the default posture of a teenager.

he/she/it/ Glumps, he/she/it is a Glumper.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Nergis Glumpum

1) A person you have a negative affinity for.

2) How the hell should I know? My dad made it up.

"I made up Nergis Glumpum" - A Wacky Dad

by Bad_Bud September 7, 2008

glump

to feel sluggish, depressed, or like a piece of crap.

I just felt like a stupid, old glump!

by pich-u-mony June 11, 2009

glump

means lieing so could many words but this wan does so fuk off

your mums got bigger baws than ur da's
that wee guy at 5 has mare pubes than a guy at 40

by danny kent January 14, 2004

glumpular

A card company founded in 1617 by one british and another half british male humans.

dude i just got my new Glumpular cards!!!!

by John May 13, 2005

glumphy

(adj) to be large and cumbersome, of awkward proportions

"Why do we have to keep that glumphy box the plasma came in??"

by Stephanie Jean November 2, 2007

Glumpy bunker

a slang and/or curse word that refers to people who feel depression, weep, or cry while having oral intercourse with their partner.

The man became a Glumpy bunker while giving a blow job.

by Ammuze December 14, 2009