Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given

The rate at which one gives gives fewer fucks.

DMFG: G(F)={(D/S)*D{Nbar^2} -- the number of given fucks is equal to the days left in the semester times the distance from you to the nearest bar (Cornell notation replaces Nbar with NBrB)

There's an economic principle at play here. One that I think a lot of people take away from econ courses. It's called the Law of Diminishing Marginal Fucks Given (or DMFG).

by Andj87 May 19, 2016

zero given

To give absolutely zero fucks. In most situations, more than zero is given. But in a situation where there is absolutely no reason to give anymore, you say zero given.

Oh cool, your mom has cancer?? Sorry but , zero given.

by Nazdnaz January 1, 2015

god given ass

meaning 1: girl with big booty that not loose and it nice and round that you want to smash meaning 2: a boy with a firm booty or really big like a girls but still firm

wow that girl got god given ass

by DShadows5531 May 24, 2009

Nick Given

Someone that bangs out of work for self inflicted and diagnosed “stomach and rib pain”

Hey boss, I have to call out last minute. I have a serious Nick Given today.

by Jsa11 May 2, 2023

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

it's a given

A way of telling someone that ur going to do something, or agreeing with a comment they made.

Guy 1: Man, are u goin to watch the game on Saturday?
Guy 2: It's a given

Dewy: Man, I wouldn't mind being on top of that bench right now (where that hot chick is lieing down).
Nello: It's a given

by dewy September 1, 2008