Giraffic

Awesome or Fantastic

Free stuff is Giraffic!

by Fergalicious/David January 31, 2010

giraffe

Awesome, great, otherwise amazing. Also can be synonymous with any number of action verbs- see examples.

Five Guys burgers are giraffe!
I want to giraffe her all night.
Take another step and your ass is going to get giraffed (knocked out).

by Kodiak March 6, 2005

giraffe

Giraffes are fucking stupid.

"Giraffes are so fucking stupid."

by paradoxshenro March 1, 2019

Baby Giraffe

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021

drunk giraffe

A dance executed by fully extending the arms above their head and shaking them side to side.

Popularized by Matt Smith in the popular television series, Doctor Who.

"You gotta be the drunk giraffe! You gotta commit! Cool is not cool!"
-the 11th Doctor

by FifteenthDoctor December 31, 2013

jizz giraffe

when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.

dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!

by dgp87 February 8, 2010

Arse Giraffe

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.

I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.

by Zonal K June 22, 2019