After a man anal creampies a chick, the chick gets down on all fours and points her asshole in the air. The chick then convulses her asshole with the pressure of 1,000 atmospheres so as to shoot the cum back out her ass and into the air in a majestic display of cum, shit chunks, blood, and beauty. This act is reminiscent of 'Old Faithful' erupting.
Larry: "Dude I'm quitting my job as a porn camera man."
Lawrence: "Why man? It's a sweet gig"
Larry: "I had to film an anal geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. That's the 3rd pair of clothes I've had ruined this week because of anal geysers... It was majestic though."
Lawrence: "Why man? It's a sweet gig"
Larry: "I had to film an anal geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. That's the 3rd pair of clothes I've had ruined this week because of anal geysers... It was majestic though."
by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010
Get the Anal Geyser mug.A homosexual asian male. Often the subject of lust from gay non-asian males, particularly fat skeevy old men who find pretty, slender, non-hirsute males to be enchanting, which is reasonable, what is less reasonable is that they actually expect to get into the pants of such males.
First/second generation Gaysians are often closeted due to tight knit (and often conservative) families.
Due to Asian males tending towards the non-hirsute and pretty, and their slighter (on average) physical stature it can also be difficult for such men to avoid being pigeon holed as twinks and/or bottoms. It can also be difficult for gay asian males to retain a sense of comfortable masculinity due to appearing more androgynous than other races as well as being gay.
First/second generation Gaysians are often closeted due to tight knit (and often conservative) families.
Due to Asian males tending towards the non-hirsute and pretty, and their slighter (on average) physical stature it can also be difficult for such men to avoid being pigeon holed as twinks and/or bottoms. It can also be difficult for gay asian males to retain a sense of comfortable masculinity due to appearing more androgynous than other races as well as being gay.
1. Jake: Do you see that pretty lil' gaysian over there?
Dean: The one with the long hair? Yeah, he's hot.
Jake: Poor guy, see all those fat old guys trying to dance with him?
Dean: Ugh, yeah, let's go save him.
2. Jake: I just got a new Dir En Grey CD!
Dean: Mmm, Shinya can be my pet gaysian any day!
Jake: Not if I get him first.
Dean: The one with the long hair? Yeah, he's hot.
Jake: Poor guy, see all those fat old guys trying to dance with him?
Dean: Ugh, yeah, let's go save him.
2. Jake: I just got a new Dir En Grey CD!
Dean: Mmm, Shinya can be my pet gaysian any day!
Jake: Not if I get him first.
by MissXanthe March 27, 2008
Get the Gaysian mug.Inserting a pineaple into one's anus and leaving it there until fecal pressure builds to the point of releasing a shit geyser
"Shove it up my ass," Ethan said, so we gave him a pineapple. three days later, there was a Pineapple Geyser of epic proportions
by Duckens April 8, 2010
Get the Pineapple Geyser mug.The Salty Geyser is an elite sexual teqnique that is considered one of the 7 wonders of the sexual world, Cultivated by Nic E, 9/27/10
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
It is executed like this.
At the very end of a long session of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates onto their partners anus, this portion has to be done very calmly and steadily to ensure that most of the semen lands in and around the anus. Shortly after the semen settles on the anus, is when the magic truly occurs. Now that the semen has settled on the partners anus, he or she creates an explosive fart launching the semen high into the air. The sight of the eruption is said to be absolutely overwhelming to view* and has also been described as simply, the indescribable. It is also noted that viewing of the maneuver has caused feelings of euphoria, ecstasy and just pure awesomeness.
*It is recorded that the Salty Geyser has, on the occasion has caused blindness because of its pure extravagancy and divinity. there have been a total of 7 deaths caused by the Salty Geyser varying from, heart attacks, suicide, liquefaction of the brain and just desinigration of the body and. rape.
Phone Convo-
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1- yooooo dudeeee guess what!
Guy 2- what?!
Guy1- Last night i did it....I performed a near perfect SALTY GEYSER!!!!!
Guy 2- OMG YOU ARE A CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!
by Nic E November 21, 2010
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The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.
Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings
Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.
Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings
Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
El profesora geisinge biologia.
by Student March 4, 2005
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by J Burns IV June 19, 2008
Get the Gaysian mug.The anal cavity of a female is opened wide for the insertion of urine into the spread ass whole, once the urine is inserted and makes a small pool of liquid composed of urine, of course, the female exerts gas from the anal cavity causing a burst of urine from the anal cavity resembling the eruption of a such geyser, gold of course being the color of urine if properly hydrated.
Mary Sue: Hey billy tonight im feeling an explosion coming on how about we make a good old fashioned golden geyser?!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
Billy: Sure sounds swell Mary Sue i just drank a gallon of ice cold lemonade for that extra golden color i know that you crave(you silly fetish slut)!
by thejokerni45 March 24, 2009
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