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1.) Placing hot water into a turkey baster and squirting it into an orifice of sex partner during intercourse.

2.) The process of a geyser ejaculating boiling water into the air
1.) Cindy totally geysed me last night. It's soooo invigorating!

2.) Old Faithful has lengthy track record of geysing every 35 to 120 minutes
Geysing by Shikanara76 November 17, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
When an extremely animated person speaks and emphasizes their words by moving their head rapidly from side to side. This movement is similar to the neck movements of geese when they walk.
The way that woman was yelling and geesing at her man, it looked like an episode of Jerry Springer.
Geesing by Finn Gerbang October 13, 2015

geosingle 

Globally attached, locally single.
I am geosingle: I have a boyfriend in the UK, but I live in Rwanda.
geosingle by EmilijaT October 22, 2018

Geisinger 

Verb

The Spanish "ER" verb meaning to teach Biology terribly.

Can be conjugated into all forms of present, past and future tenses with no irregular endings

Example: Present tense, Yo-Geisingo
Tú-Geisinges
Ud./él/ella-Geisinge
Nosotros-Geisingemos
Vosotros-Geisingéis
Uds./ellos/ellas-Geisingen
El profesora geisinge biologia.
Geisinger by Student March 4, 2005
In section eight housing in Sacramento. We use this term instead of Roasting. When me and my family moved to a different part of Sacramento. I used the term then, I was convinced we only used it in this subsection of Sacramento.
You tryna Geese?
I was Geesing his ass.
I’m gonna Geese your ass.
Geesing by Ashleycarter August 24, 2018
The act of force feeding some bitch man juice until her liver become bloated and tasty. Posh food.
I geesed her rotton
I'll keep on geesing you until I spoodge
Geesing by Squeezyspoodge January 14, 2009
When a person is extremely drunk, but still stays up chilling at the end of the night.
I’m fine, I’m just guysing.
Guysing by MelonsHW November 9, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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