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I've fallen and cant get up

A girl takes a penis from behind while on the ground while giving hand jobs to men on the left and right, while blowing the man in the middle, thrusting her in a downward motion making her look like she cant get up.
I've fallen and cant get up due to all these penises.
by Diebler84 April 8, 2009
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don’t get up

a sexual game you play by making your significant other sit in a chair with no pants on while you sit on the bed and pleasure yourself. if they get out of the chair- the game is over and you put your clothes back on. who ever cums first wins.
by oopsiedaisey101 January 5, 2020
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Lez Get Up

Short for "Let's get up".

Meaning:

A- Literally, getting up and going to do something else. Commonly used from being bored.

B- Going out to a club or partying
Example A- "This is boring, lez get up."

Example B- "Nigga, lez get up and hit da club."
by Ashy FFA April 19, 2008
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Ima get up witchu

Meaning; I’m going to hit you up later.
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Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

Don’t go out for drinks and take a shit load of narcotics if you’re going to be a pussyio and not get up for work the next day, get up get at it and seize the day. No sick days just bangin headaches. More life
Marcus - “John keeps calling in sick after a heavy session, it’s happened a couple of times this month and he might lose his job if he keeps it going”

Zeus - “John shouldn’t have gone out with the lads for drinks if he wasn’t going to get up and go to work in the morning

- Only the og’s can hoof that last stitcher at 8am & still make it in time for work @ 9am with a coffee, feg in one hand and a croissant in the other as if normal, get the job done n dusted & get back on the drink later that day.

- Don’t go out with the boys if you can’t get up with the men

- Priorities come first
by moneymmitch June 28, 2021
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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
by Bchita March 22, 2010
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To get up with

To get up with “She mad I tried getting up with her back in the day but she wasn’t on shit”

What’s up bitch I’m tryna get up with u”
by Beanzlul August 19, 2020
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