you get me so tight

getting your butthole tight. nothing like a good butt clenching.
definitely not about being upset at something.

Oh you get me so tight. (my butt is getting tight)

by FrickTACAN March 1, 2018

y'get me

Contraction of "Do you get me?". Used rhetorically to confirm agreement. Originated in East London in the early 2000s.

Hooded Youth 1: "Girldembuffting, innit!"
Hooded Youth 2: "Y'get me!"

by hater4life February 20, 2015

Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)

A song by rock band Panic! at the Disco. It is awesome and I could listen to it all day?

It was used in the Smurfs movie for some reason.

Guy 1: Hey have you heard the song Ready To Go (get me out of my mind).
Guy 2: Yes it is awesome
Guy 1: Woooo

by Dat256Guy March 28, 2019

can you get me a run

How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.

Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”

Hey big bro, can you get me a run for this weekend?

by NSvero August 21, 2022

Don’t Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile

Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong

by Death Menace May 12, 2023

Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying To Get Me In Trouble Is The Definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying TO Get Me In Trouble Is THe definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Trying To Get Me In Trouble Is The Definition Of Philosophy<.7.9.7.6.>

by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025