Geezer Pellet

The little bit of doody a senior citizen leaves on the toilet seat after they leave the bathroom.

Yuck...when I went into the bathroom I noticed Grandpa left a geezer pellet on the toilet seat.

by Wyldfox March 14, 2009

Generation Asshole

A spoof term you can apply to any generation whose members you wish to impugn as a mass due to some unconsciously projected trait of your own such as laziness, entitlement, materialism or self-absorption.

Well, what the hell can you expect from someone who is a card carrying member of Generation Asshole?

by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2020

2nd generation joint

A joint rolled from the roaches of previous joints.

"This 2nd generation joint tastes like fucking shit but its all I have so fuck it."

by ShaneWood January 8, 2012

token geezer

The kids who got free lunch in high school.

“Stop stealing my parents tax money, you token geezer!”

by Shrzpnel June 5, 2018

General Kenobi

The dankest Jedi in the history of dank jedi’s. Danker than Sith Palps. His famous phrase “hello there” warms the hearts of all memist’s.

Grievous: General Kenobi
General Kenobi: Hello there

by You picked the wrong hous fool June 11, 2018

General Tso's Revenge

1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge

Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.

by Jaceph866 January 31, 2009

Generation Alpha

According to social researcher Mark McCrindle in his book 'The ABC of XYZ: Understanding the Global Generations' (www.mccrindle.com.au), this is what we can expect the next generation to be called. Given the fact that the generational span has contracted significantly from 20-25 years to 15 years, he also predicts that the next generation is due to begin in 2010.
So, why 'Alpha'? With generational analysis having moved from a stage of foundation to consolidation, a more predictable labelling system is being formed. There being consensus on the alphabetised theme of Generations X, Y and Z, it is most likely that the next generation will be Generation Alpha (the first letter of the Greek alphabet). This nomenclature of moving to the Greek alphabet after exhausting the Latin one (A, B, C, D etc), has a long history with meteorologists. In fact, scientists of all disciplines use the Greek alphabet as a labelling sequence and so it looks likely that the sociologists will follow this trend with the generations too.

"Do you know they are saying the next generation will be called Generation Alpha?"

by Wolfwoman September 13, 2009