Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"

"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."

by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013

Garf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles

Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.

by 2Chunks July 15, 2022

Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)

Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.

by Garflover69 December 23, 2024

/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

dang kwite is so funny /garf

by hecker123456 March 2, 2022

Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)

My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.

by Nixa87 October 22, 2019