Gandalf's beard
Gandalf's beard by Stouffer November 7, 2002
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Gandalf Parker
An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.
Gandalf Parker by AAGP February 3, 2010
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gandalf's staff
Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
gandalf's staff by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013
Gandalf Gangster
A guy who is a GRADE A SIMP. He simps woman all the time, until then he can't get a woman. He is also known to jerk off to fortnite characters and Traps on the internet. Is a good Discord boyfriend (or a girlfriend ;)
Gandalf Gangster by Some really cool guy - D February 18, 2020
Gandalf pipe
Gandalf pipe by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023
Gandalf Mushrooms
An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
Gandalf Mushrooms by Oobagogo November 4, 2023
Gandalf the Grey
And Gandalf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grails Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Azure Meanie and Cowbuy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, Every Single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
Gandalf the Grey by Gvprtski March 25, 2024