gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

gayfer

Gay motherfucker.

Shut yo mouth gayfer!

by Yo mama bitch! March 12, 2003

gayfer

A verb most commonly used on the playgrounds of elementary school, gayfer means someone who is stupid, ignorant, or all in all just plain gay.

Ugh, I can't believe that gayfer stole the jumprope from me!!!

by Tiana February 26, 2005

Gaffeler

a theif

that gaffeler gaffeled my shit man

by Rhyno Wingnut October 4, 2010

Goffer

an acronym for "Grandparent on Facebook." This usually describes but is not limited to grandparents, aunts, uncles, parents, or any other older family member that does not know how to properly use Facebook. This also includes nosey family members and grandparents who think everything on their news feed is aimed directly at them.

"My grandma is always commenting on everything I put on Facebook. It's so embarrassing. She's commenting on my friend's wall too, she doesn't even know them!"

"Looks like you have a goffer problem man. Unfriend her ASAP."

by Janice McGee April 6, 2013

Gaffed off

Getting blown off; the act of blowing off

We were supposed to hang out I was gaffed off.

or

He's been gaffing me off

by Jack Ashton November 10, 2010

Gaffed

To have have someone, particularly an old man, excessivly squeez your arm, sholder, butt, or any body part to the point where it almost looks like molestation.

Hey man look at what Brother John is doing to Billy.
Oh man, he's been gaffed.

by Dave and Kieran October 21, 2004