gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Gnart

A portmanteau of the words, "Gnarly," and "Fart."

intr. v. (gnarted, gnarting, gnarts) To expel smelly or awful sounding farts.

n. A thunderous and or rank fart.

Prior to my Super Bowel I had a the worst gnarts.

Jeffs gnart cleared the living room.

by RedBathTub February 25, 2011

Garton

A term used to express a person or action which is extremely impressive or goodlooking. Commonly used within the areas of the West Midlands.

"I saw this car on my way home, i swear it was nearly as cool as garton"

by Mcluven October 3, 2008

gnartic

what gnar is. but with some extra cool in it.

Feeble to boardslide to fakie? That was gnartic.

by youtube.com/funufanis January 1, 2009

gwar

One of the most badass bands out there.

Dood1:holy shit, gwar fuckin ROCKS!
Gay person:gwar is gay
Dood1 kicks the teeth out of gay persons mouth.

by 133713 Mc 1337 1337 July 14, 2004

Garth Brooks

By far one of the best (and most known) country singers of the modern country era.

Garth Brooks is a good country artist.

by 1069 December 26, 2005

GWALTS

Girls Who All Look the Same. As in, an indistinguishable group of girls who all dress alike, do their hair and make-up alike, and pose alike in group photos. Hands on hips, mouth open. Their lack of identity and caked on make-up disguises their poor self-esteem and daddy issues.

Did you see Maddie's facebook photos? She turned into a total GWALTS when she got into that sorority.

by salami tsunami December 28, 2011