Garton

A term used to express a person or action which is extremely impressive or goodlooking. Commonly used within the areas of the West Midlands.

"I saw this car on my way home, i swear it was nearly as cool as garton"

by Mcluven October 3, 2008

Avant-Garton

Dolly Parton's seminal experimental album released in 1973. (released only in Japan)

"I think Dolly really hit her stride with Avant-Garton. After that she just got too mainstream."

by Avant-Kevin May 8, 2010

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

GARGON

The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.

The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.

by lil' nicky July 30, 2011

Gastonk

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

garconanokin

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

by P90SEX December 22, 2007