Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

best science fiction book ever, part one of The Hitchhiker's Trilogy in Five Parts

Still waiting on the movie.

by Shawn E. April 18, 2003

Guide Surfing

The art of watching a TV show and using your digital set-top box guide feature to see what else is on TV.

I quit channel surfing when I got a digital cable box and started guide surfing.

by valleymd April 16, 2010

glidesloping

Drinking later in the day slowly to prevent a hangover from day-time drunking.

Dude, we have to glidesloping or we will have a hell of a hangover!

by Bar-Keep April 23, 2018

Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines

UDCG (Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines) are rules that you have to follow when posting a definition on the Urban Dictionary.

"I want to post a definiton on Urban Dictionary."
"Ok, but remember to follow Urban Dictionary's content guidelines or you won't be able to add your definition."
"Ok, I will"

by Noah Armon March 16, 2022

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

A book. But not just any book, this book is my god.

\"Oh no, not again.\"

by Me April 26, 2005

Guidette

A girl version of 'Guido.' Mainly found in New York lands or the Jersey Shore areas. These girls are excessive tanners, usually jet black or dark hair. They have fake boobs that don't fit in their shirts. Also, shirts are short at the stomach for tacky belly button rings to be exposed. Brands like 'Ed Hardy', 'Gucci', and 'Juicy Couture' are of a Guidette's favorites. Not only are these girls skanky, but they are incredibly annoying. With their New York/Jersey (very Italian-cavone accents) they don't keep their mouths shut (and in THAT way, too).

"Hey did you hear that?"
"Oh yeah, that's a guidette that can't keep her mouth shut for a second!"

by alexaa;) January 1, 2010

Guidestoned

1. To get hit by a bolt of lighting from the Almighty God Himself for promoting the liberal new world order, resulting in the total destruction of a satanic table placed by men as an idol.
2. To get blown up by a IED placed stealthy with every camera in the world watching the target.
3. To announce to the world very LOUDLY that killing 90% of the worlds population is a very EVIL thing.
4. To cover up a crime scene after a supposed IED went off blowing something up then demolishing the entire thing without requiring a crime analysis of who, what and when it happened, which normally requires this.
5. To get struck dead by missle, IED, drone strike or bolt of lighting from God. ie: refer to 1 or 2.

Usage: Looks like those new liberal order Georgia Guidestones just got Guidestoned by a bolt of lighting from God!
Usage 2: Holy hell there rufus, it looks like the video of the Georgia Guidestones just got memory holed on the internet but we know the truth, they got GUIDESTONED!
Usage 3: Oh damn, epstein got guidestoned because he sure as hell did not kill himself when all the video cameras mysteriously went 'out'.

by Wise White Man July 9, 2022