Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Book Gooner

A person with a porn addiction who reads books with sexually explicit themes, normally of Sexual assault and other atrocious sexual acts. With books such as 50 shades of grey and Haunting Adeline

Person 1: ''I like books with Borderline SA, Abusive BDSM relationships and massive age gaps!''
Person 2 ''that's disgusting you fucking book gooner''

by mreow :3 March 23, 2024

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 27, 2023

garfield gooner

A girl who goons their boyfriend in the Garfield movie (2024) and is usually named Liv

She sure is a Garfield Gooner

by Schizophrenic Urban June 07, 2024

Chinese Gooner Trap

When two guys share a Chinese finger trap and take turns jerking each other off.

Mason and I just tried the Chinese Gooner Trap, man was it amazing.

by GamerTaxFraud March 08, 2024

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

gooner sauce

semen

my bud got his gooner sauce all over my face during the 4 hour long goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 26, 2023