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Glassed

The act of land becoming shiny, hard, and otherwise glass like after a nuclear strike from the intense heat and pressure.
Although Kim Jong Un wanted to nuke the US, he knew his entire country would be glassed if he did.
by Dankus Memeticus January 2, 2018
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Glasshole

Noun. A person who wears Google Glass and refuses to remove it when directly interacting with other people, private gatherings, or public events. The general belief is that these people are photographing, recording, Googling, and Facebooking the people they're interacting with instead of focusing on the conversation or acting like a human being. In extreme cases this word is directly synonymous with stalker or creeper.
"Yeah, I ran into Bill. He wouldn't take off those damn Google spyglasses the entire time we were talking. What a glasshole."

"Look there, under the bleachers. Some glasshole is looking up women's skirts!"

"...So the glasshole meets this girl and looks her up online, finds out everything about her, and is waiting for her in her front yard when she gets home that night. That was when she maced him and called the cops."
by Nix Nightbird July 5, 2013
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10 glass

A 700ml bottle of spirit, in Ireland a shot is 35ml, hence 10 doubles is 700ml.
"Get yourself a 10 glass and drink til you cant see."
by Danny Sexbang November 5, 2013
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pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?
by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006
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Alice Glass

lead vocalist/lyricist of Crystal Castles. She is one bamf.
Alice Glass is fucking awesome! You have to see Crystal Castles live!!
by baconj06 March 29, 2012
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glasscutters

when your nipples are hard from it being too cold.
"It's freezing in here, now people will see my glasscutters."
by GhostWriter2 June 16, 2005
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glass over

1. To completely microwave something beyond recognition.
2. To completely destroy with nuclear weapons.
1.
Person 1: "Dude I got to run the store for some food. I forgot to change the power level on the microwave, so I totally just glassed over my Bagel Bites."

Person 2: "Man only idiots glass over Bagel Bites!"

2. "Screw invading Canada. Let's just glass them over with nukes instead."
by Trow December 17, 2006
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