Girth boy

A man with a penis so big that you can mistake it with the following... (football, gatorade bottle, meat loaf, baby's arm)

claudia: "I was fuckin this guy the other day and his dick was so big my baby just walked out... he sounded like Arnold Shewarzenegger and he was screaming IM GIRTH BOY!!" Exs 2. " cleadis: "I fucked this girl so hard the other day that after I got done fucking her I threw a football at her pussy and her pussy caught it like Randy Moss."

by Girth boy December 26, 2008

Girth Defect

Any of a variety of weight related conditions one might suffer from who is density challenged such as hot dog neck, muffin top, cankles and so forth. Similar to a birth defect.

Man, would you look at the size of that guy. He's huge! He's got some serious girth defects.

by aldeshsa December 12, 2010

Girth Guzzler

Big RED aka chief TT clapper

Have you seen the big Girth Guzzler, man is shredded lately from all the crossfit

by ahafhadf;jhnad;fhdfhana May 17, 2023

Checking the Girth

It’s when someone, specifically a girl is getting off with their partner, a stranger etc.

Abby’s getting off with some guy in the bathroom. Her friend asks what she’s doing, and another replies “oh Abby? She’s just checking the girth.”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 28, 2019

Girth-Quake

When a mans flatulence moves forward instead of back or straight out the cheeks and causes his genitals to vibrate

"Man this leather seat just made me have a girth-quake"

by LolaBunnyyy August 21, 2018

Girth quake

When the bust is unbelievably strong, creating a anomaly that's too much to process.

Person 1:"Bro sam did a girth quake right infront of me yesterday"
Person 2: " fuck im sorry to hear that"

by Slidewayzz December 9, 2020

Girth game

When a man has the perfect amount of girth.

“Omg, his girth game is on point!”

by ddamom May 31, 2019