road gator

bits of truck tires left when a retread tire shreds on the Interstate. the tire treads look like an alligator's back

I was really scared driving home the other night because I had to avoid all the road gators in the way.

by JTrudel August 21, 2006

Gaston Switch-a-rooh

This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."

Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

Gaston Dart Game

This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.

Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.

by hiemlich schlonge March 8, 2010

gatorade

A superfuel sports drink. Normally consumed during aerobic exercise, Gatorade rehydrates and replenishes your body with carbohydrates, salts, vitamins, and minerals.

Drinking Gatorade helped me snapped the tape at the long endurance run. It sure beats that nasty waster I've been drinking.

by Gearbox August 11, 2005

gasoline

An alcoholic beverage made of vodka and energy drink. It's more or less the same color, and has the same effect of giving you energy.

I'll make it to the after-bar if they're serving gasoline!

by kinglouie August 13, 2009

Gatorbull

A Gatorade and a Red Bull mixed together. Not only does it taste good, you can get down both drinks at the same time. However, it is immensity unhealthy.

Matt: Well, the game's about to start, better chug this Gatorbull.
Biff: Electrolytes AND energy? Amazing.

by Etente September 25, 2010

Gasochist

Noun, Someone who derives pleasure from the pain associated with a sudden spike in the price of gasoline.

Every time gas prices go up that chump Tony likes bragging about how his bicycle gets $0.00 per gallon, what a gasochist.

by cframes1 May 2, 2011