Futon

A style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.

I was Fu'd on my futon or
I was fucked on my fucked-on

by Gwiwer57 August 14, 2012

futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 20, 2003

Louis Futon

A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.

(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)

That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!

by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010

Futonlife

Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.

My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.

by Futon4Life December 6, 2011

futong

hot sxc gal with great prospects. gives you a good time. can lol around with you even though she has smelly feet. super chatty little slut with a bad reputation for stealing all da bois inda club bitchezz be hatin

futong the karati champion of aisan grammar school

by super cool hot galz October 26, 2012

Futon Baby

Calling someone's parents so poor they conceived them on a futon, rather than on an actual bed.

Bro ur a futon baby

by wilhaegele December 9, 2022

double futon

Partaking in particularly explicit sexual activities with the Japanese.

I went to a club and then got double futon-ed. I am sooo sore, you can't even imagine.

by tittybitch November 8, 2010