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by Diablos November 11, 2002
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Alt-fapping

Using the Alt-Tab combination on Windows machines to hide pornographic images or websites to avoid getting busted by your boss, parents of teacher.
oh balls, I've been alt-fapping the entire morning because my boss walked by everytime I tried watching pr0n.
by J45P31NL December 2, 2010
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Fumping

the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP
Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!
by GSB55 June 27, 2009
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curtain fapping

that awkward moment when a curtain is blowing in the wind, and hitting against the wall, simulating the sound of ball slapping during sexual intercourse.
When a curtain is blowing in the wind through a window, and the curtain hits against a wall, producing a sound similar to what your balls make when you are having sex. Also known as Curtain Fapping
by MissLegal November 4, 2012
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Google Fapping

Searching up fap material from Google to masturbate or jerk off to.
Hol' up, gotta make a quick google fap to get it out of my system.
Ho man, gonna be google fapping to this shit tonight!
by Magnumus Dongus March 15, 2017
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flupping

(slang, exclamation) alternative word for f**king swear word! Adds emphasis to an exclamation or remark but without the offence.
"Oh, flupping heck!" "What the flup?!" "... course he flupping did!"
by A Princess August 12, 2009
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by xSilentx February 21, 2009
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