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by RFT December 6, 2021

Coffee-functional

Adj: people whose mental functionality in the morning starts only after 🤔 they've had their coffee

If you cannot function in the mornings w/out your coffee...you're coffee-functional. Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 3, 2026

Coffee-functional

Adj: you become functional in the morning only after having had your cup of coffee

Are you coffee-functional?

by Sexydimma March 4, 2026

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being

The longest way to say go commit die

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
Robloxians: yeetus

by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019

simping for a fictional character

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

by thegg1ord March 25, 2021