fumblebunt

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.

2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017

frumple

Something that crumbles in front of your eyes

that bag of dog poo is a right frumple

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 10, 2021

Snack fumble

When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix

I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.

by DrDiggleDuggle January 16, 2017

Grandpa Fumperdink

No one quite knows where he originated, nor what he is. But one thing is for sure. He is an ancient being older than time it’s self. Some say he’s an eldrich god. Others say that he is an immortal being created by god to purge the unworthy but to quote Grandpa fumperdink. What kinda god would be pussy enough to have someone else do his work for him.

“I was going to shit my pants when Grandpa fumperdink was at my door,”

by Uncle Atticus March 28, 2021

fumble tokens

Permission granted for sexual favours based on good deeds.

I bought my girlfriend an iPod for her birthday, which should earn me quite a few fumble tokens.

by Dave Kr February 5, 2007

Frumplepants

A lanky, lonesome man with a frumply disposition; one who frumples.

Frumplepants asked for receipts to be included with all of his Christmas presents this year.

Palmer: "Goddammit Frumplepants! Why do you ruin everything?"

Frumplepants: "Grumble, grumble, raggle fraggle."

by alrosh February 15, 2010

fumble six

A fumble six is the occurrence in American Football when the offensive player fumbles the ball, and a defensive player picks up the ball and returns it for a touchdown. Hence the six, for a touchdown is worth six points.

Ex 1: Dude I destroyed you in Madden 12! I got like 5 fumble sixes!

Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.

by FUMBLE SIX! June 6, 2012