fuming fap

beating your meat out of pure frustration.

i'm sick of getting these answers wrong, gonna take a fuming fap real quick.

after failing the test, johnny slipped into the bathroom and came out 20min later...that fap was definitely fuming.

by SheepLand June 11, 2021

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baby fumes

that smell when you change a diaper.

"UGH! caught a whiff of BABY FUMES!!!"

by bootyfuck3000 April 11, 2017

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Fairy Fumes

When you have cute fairy farts, but they smell like absolute shit

"What the fuck is that smell? Is that Brandon dropping fairy fumes again?"

by WordDucks August 14, 2016

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flour fumes

The hip word for hormones from the book illegal my ass

“What was happening on that pool table?”

“It was flour fumes.”

“Is that the hip word for hormones?”

by BlackJester November 17, 2017

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Fumed

Adjective: The come-down feeling after a good time, usually produced by a natural high on life.

That rollercoaster was so fun - got me kind of fumed now, man.

Last night was lit but I'm so fumed this morning.

by KishuDoll November 10, 2021

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Verb phrase.
At the end of one's resources or personal energy.

This comes from the condition of a car when it's gas gauge reads "E" or "Empty." In a car on empty, you don't know how much fuel you have left, so you assume your fuel is so low that it has evaporated into fumes.

After that Marathon, I'm so exhausted that I'm running on fumes.

My car's fuel gauge is reading "E"; I'm running on fumes, so I might not make it to the next gas station.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

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