fuckcast

Like 'forecast', a indicator for the probability of getting laid in a given situation.

JOHN: That girl you've been talking to is smokin' hot.
JACK: Yes; I think she really likes me!
JOHN: So, what's the fuckcast?
JACK: About 60%

by uniblob May 12, 2008

fucktart

Definition; person you like to use and abuse to will of your own.

That girl is such a fucktart, shes been round every day in the chinese calender.

by Ben Dover February 3, 2003

fucktart

somone who really is a fucking idiot

fucktart a fucking idiot

by uiefhuiwefhuwei February 18, 2010

fuckstarted

The act of banging a girl so hard it jump starts her period.

"Bro, I hit it so hard last night I fuckstarted her period."

by Kitcat94 May 15, 2018

fuckhat

general fuckwit.

'my name is galviin.' -galviin

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

fucktarted

Coined by a wise man, fucktarted is express when the pharses: "What the fuck?" and "Are you retarded?" are just not enough to express the stupidity of the action you have just made. It was once said that Shakespeare termed the word during the production of one of his unreleased plays "The woman to whom you oweth your existence spoken of the dusk before!" through one of his characters Ma-ther fakaer of Yoreanis. Others said it was Einstein when he disagreed with is Math teacher in 2 second grade. In any case, it serves as remainder that you are a failure at life and should not pass GO in any way...shape or form.

Taken from the play "TWTWYIYESOFDB":

Ma-ther: "Hawk, does thou lack the mental capacity to even comprehend what one has done! You, good sir are quite fuckethtart!"

(Note that fucktarted stems from this, although experts like "Tightassed a plenty" disagree.)

Einstein: 2+2 does not equal 4 without proof! Are you fucktarted are do I have to show you!?

(Granted Einstein was right, the proof for 2+2 is hella hard though.)

Modern day use:

Some guy: Dude, you are so fucktarted!

by Shadowpawn April 20, 2008

Catgirl Fucktart

Someone who dresses in a cat costume and has sex. Catgirl fricktarts are horny all the time, they enjoy to have their pussy (as in vagina not cat) destroyed multiple times a day. Catgirl fricktarts will drink cum and get fingered all day long all while dressed in a cat costume.

I just went on a date with a Catgirl Fucktart, she made me cum 6 times!

by Los Pollos Hermanas January 9, 2021