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Fruits

A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.
The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'
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fruit

A gay person who goes out with girls so people wont think that hes gay.
Steve is such a fucking fruit, I heard he let some douche bag named Gary pound him.
by Ryan Deere June 14, 2007
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fruite

1. the misspelling of the word "fruit"

2. a new term for one badass motherfucker (Pronounced: fru-tay)
1. *On IM*
Person 1: lolz. i dont like fruite
Person 2: you mean fruit?
Person 1: duuhhh

2. Jessica: That guy is one BA mofo.
Hallie: Yeah. He's such a fruite.
by TheInsaneRoflcopter October 21, 2010
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Fruiting

To fill any(or all) orifice(s) of the body with fruit (certain vegetables, such as celery, are also acceptable).
I'm sorry for fruiting you.

I'm in the mood for something kinky. I heard fruiting is fun!!
by The anonymous boy, Billy October 16, 2008
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fruit

a euphemism of the commonly censored swear word "fuck"
What the fruit?

You mothafruitin' bastard ass, get your ho-bag self outta my fruitin' house before I call the fruitin' police! I can't believe I let you fruit me!
by Iwantahaveurbaby March 16, 2003
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fruitful

Kenneth is feeling very fruitful with his nail polish
by Biggerthanatofu February 16, 2018
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Fruits

A large family of gay people who come together and produce more gay people.
Oh look, it's the Fruits! What a bunch of queers they are. I hope they all die soon, the earth would be so much nicer.
by CaseyJo December 19, 2016
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