Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"

by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021

penis fritters

A penis fritter is an appetizer where you fry a penis in its own cum. Typically used when you tell someone to go fuck themselves.

Does that place serve penis fritters past 9:30 or am I to late

by Demonhuntr667 October 13, 2022

Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019

Banana Fritter

a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat

Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter

by Poetix March 27, 2011

fritter

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety

"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

by hug_a_musician January 28, 2009

Fritter Friend

A form of friendship with a human that is never-ending, for all time and eternity.

May: I'm so glad you are my Fritter Friend. I love you.

Russell: Yes, we will always be Fritter Friends! I love you too.

by rockisintheair December 6, 2010

conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.

It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!

by MikeinOcala July 14, 2011