frienderbate

to masturbate while watching an unknowing friend sleep on the couch.

I don't care how drunk he is, you better give that mother fucker his keys before he frienderbates all up on your living room floor.

by sickbunny April 17, 2006

FriendFucker

Variation of starfucker; someone on Facebook who looks for famous or rich people with a Facebook profile to "add as friend"

Whut? How'd she get LeBron James and Paris Hilton as friends on Facebook?

Bitch, please. That girl is nothin' but a FriendFucker.

by Shab-Doo May 12, 2008

friendfucked

When you get friends with two people that doesn't know each other and then who becomes friend and leaves you lonely.

I got friendfucked today when Sophie and Greg got lunch together.

by TheOnlyVeon November 12, 2012

Friedberg

Gay, fake Gucci wearing, ADHD studdering, pedifile. He can be cool sometimes though. If you're having a good time, he'll just shit on your parade.

That friedberg got a boner for starring at those cameras.

by avaundre April 7, 2015

Friendcar'd

1. Despite treating your car oh so well, bathing it, regular oil changes, filling up the tires, avoiding the potholes - it still demands so much from you and uses you until you finally realize that you've been Friendcar'd. But you can't leave. Because you're a nice person.

2. Combination of the words "Friendzone" and "Car"

Ex. 1: "Dude, this car sucks up so much of my money. I give it so much love and affection but I still can't get it to run properly. I've been Friendcar'd."

Ex. 2: Samantha: "Oh my gosh Becky, I did that duckface thing, signed up for Snapchat, showed some cleavage but that car still doesn't run properly. I've been Friendcar'd".

Becky: "Are you sure you're talking about a car? I'm almost 75% positive cars don't run on boobs."

by Schwinn1008 June 9, 2013

friendbone

(verb) to "bone" (or have sex with) one's friend; the opposite of friendzone

Sven: "Did you hear? I totally friendboned Olga last night"
Paul: "Dude, no way! She has a totally hot fupa!"

by ababababa777 April 25, 2015

freidburg

Usually and older human. Particularly strange, often gets sidetracked and likes to tell completely pointless stories. Refuses to do job properly and would like to travel to space. Will not accept that they are wrong or that no one cares about their life stories.

Oh man, no one cares you Freidburg!

by Sun-him Wong January 26, 2018