freeway salute

the finger

the bird

a vulgar image which is made by sticking up ones middle finger, meaning "fuck you" or "asshole".

he cut you off? give him the freeway salute!

by thegreatmonkey November 23, 2004

Freelancer

A game created by Microsoft. Based on space age simulation and free roaming envirements.

-Dude Freelancer rocks
-Dude.. shut up

by Shriken April 3, 2005

freeway flirting

When two people check each other out and flirt from car to car while driving. Nods and suggestive gestures are common.

He nodded at me and I tossed my hair and stuck out my chest. It was total freeway flirting.

by shoe_whore November 19, 2007

Freeway Bag

A small paper or plastic bag, either brown or black that is used to conceal your open container of beer/malt liquor while you are driving your car/truck along the road.

Abdul, please put my Bud Light inside of a freeway bag so I can drink it on the way home without looking too obvious.

by warnhubb December 1, 2009

Freelance Copywriting

Freelance copywriting is a supposed business opportunity that is actually a scam of a cottage industry, promoted heavily by certain self anointed gurus and companies who claim that any English major can earn a hedge fund manager's income by going barefoot, living in an RV, and posing for selfies on a beach. Freelance copywriting is actually a way to siphon 401K and IRA savings off of early retirees looking for a second career, for pointless trainings, coaching, "intensives" and "boot camps" that are traffic jams of hungry suckers all looking for a break they'll never get.

That wanna be freelance copywriting student is a sucker! He just paid the "Institute" his last $23,000 for a membership to a bunch of useless online videos, and access to interns who will pretend that they are top copywriter mentors. He lives in a homeless shelter and tries to write product descriptions for $1 apiece.

by Douchbag Steve July 9, 2019

Freelance Mascot

A fun way to say furry!

Billy: I'm a freelance Mascot!
Jane: Cool! Me too!

by Ms. EmoMoon August 11, 2017

Freelancer

noun: a creative professional with vaguely explainable gaps on their resume. Typically a graphic designer or web designer, but not strictly limited to the commercial art field

Well, I see you have nothing listed from February of 2009 through May of 2010 on your resume. Do you care to elaborate?" "Ummm... yes. I was a Freelancer"

by 77jim April 8, 2011