done a freeman

"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.

Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."

by ChreeesChan September 30, 2013

FREESANTANAWORLD

In the time Tay k was on the run he had a friend who when by the street name as Santana. On their way somewhere, they had a argument with the people in the other car beside them. Santana, A army marine, pulled out a strap harming one person in the car. Ever since then Tay K would put a hashtag "#FreeSantana or #SantanaWorld representing his boy.

FREESANTANAWORLD FREE OUR NIGGA SANTANA AND TAY K. STAY UP!

by Ianscrew July 9, 2018

martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

http://xkcd.com/462/

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

by Threegunvash October 17, 2008

Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Dirty Freeman

The act of seducing your students with cloroform and rope, then anally raping them in the tech class.

"Yo i got a Dirty Freeman yesterday"

by PENIS938475893457934 January 17, 2008

Gordon Freeman

(n) A physics crunching, alien asskicking, combine killing badass.

Combine1: "HOLY SHIT! IT'S GORDON FREEMAN!"

Combine2: "He's SUCH A BADASS!"

by gamerboy101 August 12, 2009