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San FranTASTIC

1. when something fantastic happens in San Francisco;

2. what people experience when they visit San Francisco for the first or tenth time;

3. an intense feeling of exuberance, excitement, arousal, delight, thrill, seduction, passion, energy, success,
1. The 2011 MLB Champs the San Francisco GIANTS are San FranTASTIC!

2. I just visited the San Francisco/ Oakland Bay Area and it was San FranTASTIC!

3. Another San FranTASTIC day in the Bay.
by Smokey D of HWY June 22, 2011
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michael franti

My hero. Michael Franti is the creater of Michael Franti and Spearhead, a group that blends reggae, rap, rock, folk, funk, and jazz into a spastic beauty. The music is highly politically charged. After hearing one song you want to go blow up an institution. Here is a section of the lyrics to Oh My God, a great song:

(chorus)
Oh my, oh my God
out here mama they got us livin’ suicide
singin’ oh my, oh my God
out here mama they got us livin’ genocide

Slam bam I come unseen
but like gasoline you tell I’m in the tank
like money in the bank
I smell appealing, but I’m toxic, can send you reeling
without an inklin’, keep ya thinkin’
‘cause you gave cash to the feds, left your school district for dead
fucked you up in the head, but still they sayin’ nothin’s wrong
still believing the systems workin’
while half of my people are still out of workin’
anonymous notesleft in the pockets and coats
of judges and juries from ‘Frisco and Jersey
threats and protests politicians mob debts
trumped up charges and phony arrests
stage a lethal injection, the night before the election
‘cause he got donations from the prison guard’s union
(chorus)

Listen to my stethoscope on a rope
internal lullabies, human cries
thumps and silence, the language and violence
algorithmic, cataclysmic, seismic, biorhythmic
you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it
you can make a clone and then you try to enslave it?
stealin’ DNA samples from the unborn
and then you comin’ after us
‘cause we sampled a James Brown horn?
scientists who’s God is progress
a four-headed sheep is their latest project
the CIA runin’ like that Jones from Indiana
but they still won’t talk about that Jones in Guyana
this ain’t no cartoon, no one slips on bananas
do you really think that that car killed Diana
hell I shot Ronald Regan, I shot JFK

I slept with Marilyn she sung me “Happy Birthday
singin’
(chorus)

Well politicians got lipstick on the collar
the whole media started to holler
but I don’t give a fuck who they screwin’ in private
I wanna know who they screwin’ in public
robbin’, cheatin’, stealin’
white collar criminal
McDonald eatin, you deserve a beatin’
send you home a weepin’, with a fat bill for your Caribbean weekend
for just about anything they can bust us
false advertising sayin’ “Halls of Justice”
you tellin’ the youth don’t be so violent
then you drop bombs on every single continent
mandatory minimum sentencin’
‘cause he got caught with a pocket full of medicine
do that again another ten up in the pen
I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution
singin’
(chorus)

He also starred in a documentary titled I Know I'm Not Alone, something that everyone should view.
"Yo fuckhead pass me my nine so i can shoot someone"
"Nah, listen to this Michael Franti album instead"
"PEACE!"
by floralleath February 22, 2008
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fratzilla

A six foot eight inch monster of a man belonging to a fraternityin which he drinks more alcohol than the rest of the campus fraternities can collectively. Known to encourage others to drink heavily with him and call them pussies when they can't drink 30 beers like he can. Also responds to Alpha Male.
Dude, hide the beer, it's Fratzilla!
by Cunt Puncher April 29, 2008
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Connor Franta

A GAY American Youtuber originating from Minnesota. He is gorgeous and we all wish we could marry him.
Too bad Connor Franta is gay, aye?
by thisbetternotbeinuse December 19, 2014
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Franzie

Extremely smart, Beautiful and perfect.

Boss ass Bitch who will telll you to fuck off. To her friends she shows her generous and loving side. Franzie knows everything, but if you annoy her she turns into a vendigo.
Man, franzie is looking good!

I wish I was as beautiful and clever as franzie.

Great booty, franzie!
by Maxfellipo December 10, 2016
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tour de franzia

contestants race to finish a bag of franzia wine, and then ride bikes.
dude what did you do to your elbow?

tour de franzia last night, bro
by fenderbender41 May 21, 2010
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le tour de franzia

Le Tour de Franzia is a drinking game in which the point is to consume a 5L box of wine as fast as possible. Usually requiring a team. Each team gets a color corresponding to their varietal of choice.
Dude I thought I was Lance Drinkstrong last night and did le Tour de Franzia by myself.

How long did you puke afterwards.

2 hours
by Rapcallion 1 RVA September 4, 2006
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