Fortune Cookie

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.

That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"

by Floundertrap May 8, 2014

fortune cookie

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

by Gee Dee Bee January 14, 2008

Fortune Dogg Egg

An extremly stupid/retarded - albeit by choice - group of associates who practise extreme drinking, getting stoned, eating ridiculas concoctions of food, acting silly or all of the above to the background of overly loud, great music at any time of day or night, weekday or weekend.

Fortune dogg Egg member 1 : Brruupp!!! Oi you clegnuts, d'ya wanna drink a crate then make fizzy wee?

Egg member 2 : Yeh, just let me finish balancing mousetraps on Egg 3's head.

by spankmeimbritish September 12, 2005

fortune cookie

They taste like poop and smell like it,too.

Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"

by TheWiggidy November 4, 2003

Fortune Teller

Whilst in the Doggy style postion, and reciever reaching back rubbing the testicles of pitcher, The driver grabs the wrist and ejaculates into it the hand

Don't make me rush it, help me out with a Fortune Teller

by The Mad Mechanic December 13, 2010

fortune cookie

a peice of crap cookie that tastes like cardboard with a peice of paper in it!

Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!

i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!

Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!

by Olivia Traylor December 29, 2007

Fortune Cookie

A "fortune cookie" happens when a woman's panties get stuck between her vaginal lips. One must pick the "fortune cookie" out, for it is quite uncomfortable to leave it there. It is also described as a wedgie from the other side.

*Girl digging hand in her pants*
Boy - ehEM.. WHAT are you doing?
Girl - Sorry! I have a fortune cookie going on down there.

by onlytalENT November 21, 2013