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Smile-it-Forward

When you try to make random people laugh and smile because it will release endorphins, and you know they will be kinder to the next person, and they to the next, and they also, and so on and so forth. One silliness makes a better world.
Jane loves to be constantly silly and make people laugh, even if they are laughing at her, because she loves to smile-it-forward.
by JaneGordon.com March 5, 2023
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screwed it forward

Also: Screw it forward.

It's where a task is done half-assed without regard for the next person who comes along who is going to be totally screwed. A play on the Pay-It-Forward slogan.

Example: you buy a house and find that the previous owner installed a toilet with no shutoff valve, saving them $2.00 and a little bit of labor, but you come along after the fact and are now totally screwed by their actions if the toilet overflows and you need to shut it off.

You can also be the one to screw it forward. Example, on the last day of your job before quitting, your boss tells you to finish cleaning out some files but you just shove them back into the filing cabinet because you won't be there on Monday. So you smile and tell the boss "OK, sure" but you say to yourself, "yeah whatever...well I'm not going to be here anymore, so I'm just gonna SCREW IT FORWARD to the next person and they can deal with it...cuz I'm outta here!"

(Can also say fuck it forward or fucked it forward, as in: "Those guys fucked it forward pretty bad for the rest of us who have to clean up this mess...").
That guy is a half-ass motherf*cker...he just screwed it forward to the next guy by not installing the right equipment to save himself the trouble.
by rsburritt December 9, 2008
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fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.
Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard
by kmac20 April 19, 2007
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flash forward

When a character in a movie, book, or T.V. show travels back in time and then has flash backs that take place in the future.
I just had a flash forward that I was still in the terminator prisoner camp.
by 314 February 28, 2008
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I just keep moving forward.

Phrase used by fucking chaderen yeager against whack marley. Commonly used against battling depression, severe ptsds and much more. #genocide
Gay: MAN MY LIFE SUCKS! IM SO DEPRESSED!

Chad: I'm depressed too, but I just keep moving forward.
by Lolalalalalalalallaalaljwbwbwb December 9, 2020
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foxtarded

1. doing something incredibly stupid and ignorant on national television
2. treating a frivolous matter as a serious one
Seriously, "anonymous"--a hacker group? Secret website? Maybe if you're foxtarded.
by zanonymous August 3, 2007
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one step forward and two steps back

It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"
I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.
by GeeJayy February 22, 2010
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