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Florida Cracker

Rare, Endangered, and Threatened Species. Florida Crackers are native born Floridians who speak a unique language. It is a language spoken from the heart that anyone can understand. True Florida Crackers have at least one lineal descendant who was also born in the Sunshine State. Florida Crackers feel comfortable shucking oysters, telling stories around a campfire, riding horses, spending time in THE SWAMP, grilling out large steaks, and they possess sophisticated humility. Florida Crackers have a kinship with other fellow Florida Crackers and they can communicate nonverbally. Florida Crackers are resilient, courageous, and very self-sufficient.
Governor Lawton Chiles was a proud Florida Cracker.

Steve Spurrier was born in Miami and embodies the traits of a Florida Cracker.
by Florida1 December 15, 2011
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florida sandbag

When a male rubs his balls in sand getting his sack all sandy. Then inserts his ball sack completely inside of the females vagina
Jack gates Florida sandbagged his mom
by T1Nman123 October 10, 2013
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Fordell

A very small village with a population under 10. Inbreeding is VERY common. The average IQ is under 50 and very few people ever want to visit.
Fordell, New Zealand
by The Mayor of Fordell. June 29, 2011
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the forbidden milk

guy 1:oh god, he’s eating his oreos with the forbidden milk

guy 2: a true legend
by @sushi.milk February 28, 2019
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florida ditch pig

Extremely, unbearably ugly. Word used to describe lip syncing Ashlee Simpson on MadTV.
"You're not cute enough to get away with that. Your sister, maybe. She's hot. You? You're a Florida ditch pig."
by NothingAs1tSeems May 3, 2008
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Farid

1) One being extremely sexy.
2) Very attractive person.
3) God Mode.
Holy hell that guy is such a FARID, I mean look how sexy he is.

Daayyymmm look at Farid, hes hawt as hell.
by Qwerp March 26, 2009
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Forbidden

YOUR NOT FUCKING ALLOWED
Mother: You are forbidden from all electronics even at school
Son has mental breakdown
by Machi June 13, 2018
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