Kiddie Footer

A term for Pedophile or child molester, derived from the Northern Irish or Ulster Scots' dialect. Kiddie relating to a child. Footer relating to the term used when referring to some kind of interference.

"thon dickhead's a fuckin' Kiddie Footer, we should do his knees and burn his house out."

by olliebroon November 25, 2009

Footie

An abbreviation of the word Football (Association Football). Most commonly used by the British.

Commoner - Good day Governor. Will you be present at the "Footie" match on saturday?

Governor - Pip pip, rather.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

pussy-footer

Someone who does exactly what their asked to do and doesn't have a backbone. This person also does not know how to defend themselves.

**Note: There is a difference between a nice person and a pussy footer.

Damn, yo! My dog is such a pussy-footer. He gave his girl his whole entire paycheck last week for she can go shopping, AND she cheats on him!

by HiGL August 5, 2011

fooker

A way to call the guy who just fragged you a fucker without getting booted from the server for adult language.

Hey fooker! MotherFooker! you dod gamn futher mucking bon of a sitch! Quit camping the control point!

by GutterWhore July 28, 2004

3 footer

a bong that's three feet tall.

damn i got so blowed off
this 3 footer last night.

by tinyy. October 24, 2008

fooken

Another way to say "Fucken"

That's fooken awesome yo.

by Joey May 13, 2005

footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

by Loveheart March 28, 2005