Bullshit fondue

The ability to "dip" into a conversation that has no real direction or set topic.

Tony can fit into any group. It doesn't matter what they're talking about. He's definately a master in the art of Bullshit Fondue

by Quazi Evil Zhurdan September 28, 2009

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

fonduzzled

Enjoying fondue cheese and being fondled by a hot blonde at the same time.

"Wow! Ashton really fonduzzled the shit out of me at The Melting Pot last night!"

by Jashton June 7, 2014

Pocket fondle

When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.

Dude I pocket fondled sween dawg for like 30 seconds today

by gabriel92 May 14, 2009

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

Foreskin Fondue

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin

Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue

by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019