noah fence

a cooler way of saying "no offense"

noah fence but that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

by brandon_arreaga February 21, 2018

fance

The noun form of "fancy."

"Did you check out the new boutique on Damen?"
"Yeah, there was a lot of fance in there, but it was hella spensy.

by ActuallyHolly December 23, 2006

on the fence

Could go one way or another about a decision; Undecided between two choices.

Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the fence about joining the California gubernatorial race, until Dianne Feinstein dropped out.

by antdog August 27, 2003

fonejack

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

by curt michales August 26, 2007

Scath Fence

An amazing rock/metal band consisting of four members. Formed in 2005 by the vocalist, the band didn't become a "real" band until the guitarist was later added on early 2007. They have succesfully fused genres together while maintaining the authentic rock/metal vibe.

Wow! Did you hear the band Scath Fence last night?

by LERS June 17, 2007

paint the fence

When a girl licks your cock up and down, making it look like she is painting a fence with her tongue.

Before Tara started suckin my cock I had her paint the fence to get it hard.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

Fonectodidle

Another name for vegans who treat their views as the only "correct" thing to believe in!

Eugine: "You're wrong because you're not vegan"

Oscar: "God sake Eugine, stop being such a Fonectodidle"

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 3, 2018